Bloom Bandit Apparel
Bloom Bandit Apparel
Florist Tees That Don’t Suck
Because you’ve got thorns, not just petals.
Shop apparel made for floral pros who are tired of “live, laugh, love” energy.

“Where’s My Knife?” Probably Under a Pile of Greens
We turned your daily meltdown into a t-shirt. You’re welcome.
Soft. Sharp-looking. Easier to find than your actual knife.
The Tee That Started the Trouble
Our OG design. Black, bold, and just the right amount of unbothered. If you’re only buying one thing, make it this.