Bloom Bandit Apparel

Bloom Bandit Apparel

Florist Tees That Don’t Suck

Because you’ve got thorns, not just petals.
Shop apparel made for floral pros who are tired of “live, laugh, love” energy.

“Where’s My Knife?” Probably Under a Pile of Greens

We turned your daily meltdown into a t-shirt. You’re welcome.
Soft. Sharp-looking. Easier to find than your actual knife.

The Tee That Started the Trouble

Our OG design. Black, bold, and just the right amount of unbothered. If you’re only buying one thing, make it this.